Hello from Brad.

Braa...Brraaaa.....Brrrraaaaa..You wont fucking believe what happened today. Dude, ya know...I skipped class today to go shoot the curl with a buncha ragdolls from up north. I tell you the waves were crestin bout 6 to 7 and the air was a chilly 60 degrees. I fucking hate the winter in Cali, man. It's like...I dunno...really awful man. Anyway, I just got through catching a crazy tube when I spied this hot little beach noob kinda....squirming...yeah...squirming in the sand. At first I thought she was in some kinda trouble, but as I got closer I could tell she was...I couldnt really tell what she was doing, but her ass was up in the air and her face was planted in a Mighty Morphin Power Rangers beach towel. When I say ass, braa, I mean ass. Ass for days! I was kinda walking and kinda stalking towards her because I wanted to see what this crazy chick was up to. Ya know what she was doin man, braa, ya know? I thought maybe it was the crazy reefer I just smoked...or maybe the pills I got from the Chemistry lab...but this lil bitch was eating the sand. Yeah man...she was EATING it! I was hopeing...well I thought...maybe she was playing with the little man in the boat and was one of those voyer hooker chicks, but no such luck. The noises this girl made, OMG brra! I got a semiwood just from listening to her..ok ok ok...i snuck behind a bush and watched/listened to her while I rubbed one out, but it was fucking awesome man! That's when it happened. The sand, man. I've never seen a snow blower in real life, but dude...this chick was a sand blower. It shot out of her ass...like a speeding bullet, braaaa. It was crazy...a crowd started to form and that's when I got a little jealous. I spied her first bra. I want the Ass Sand Shooting Chick. I feel in love, bra...right there...dude...it was like the fountains at the Bellagio, except with sand...dry sand...shit...The sand stream went left and right short and tall...all over the place! and then I saw her face as she lifted up to take a breath. Butterface man! Summer teeeth braaa! I can take a girl with a hot bod and a so so face, but teeth...nah nah nah nah homie. When some er goin this way and some er going that way and some er missing or some er brown....puke motherfucker! I dont care what she can spit out her ass...she's not for me. that when the cops showed up. I heard one of them say "So, yer at it again Julie. This time maybe we can get that thing plugged up permanently." She was obviously a ho bro....a ho fo sho. Anyway, man. Sorry to ruin your breakfast but I had ta letcha know. peace braaa.

Brad

Editor's Note: I must send out a "so sorry" to all, because of Brad's ill use of grammar, spelling, and punctuation. He's not very bright and he also thinks he is real, so forgive him.