Hello. I am Jack. I do not get out much, but I saw the door open and decided to check out the outside world. It is still the same. I still feel like everyone is watching me. Like they know my secret. I am a masturbator. I have to rub one out first thing in the morning...no matter what. This morning was tough...most of the time it takes about 3 to 4 minutes and I am good to go, but I was distracted this morning. Jerking off without porn is hard enough...Ya see, my yearly review is coming up at work and it's been on my mind a lot lately. Just thinking about my boss makes me go soft. Have you ever tried to beat a half limp dick? It's difficult to get the joy juice out of a flaccid penis...but not impossible. There are other days when the hand will not stop. Morning wood...done...shower time...done...You would think it would be difficult to stroke it and drive at the same time...You would be wrong. Cruise control is the shit and having lesbian strap on DVDs coming out of your dash makes the drive to work much more pleasant. Work sucks. Lunchtime is fun though:) I get a whole hour. Plenty of time to get all sorts of stuff done. After work, I'm jerking off before the freakin front door shuts. I got porn already in the dvd player. I have the remote right by the door so I can turn on the television, I let the tv warm up while I go get some baby oil, come back, flop on the couch, and i'm freakin GONE for at least an hour. Wake up, do the chores blah blah surf the net a little...accidentally come across a porn site...again...spank it to death...fall asleep..wake up and repeat. Fun huh?
Don't shake my hand when you see me,
Jack
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